🤣 ha-ha-ha…
🤣 Days of a Rookie Entrepreneur…
DAY 1
(1) Your “digital rooster” 🐓 goes off early ⏰
(2) Excitedly, you get up right away 🚶 🛏️
(3) 😃 “This will be THE day!” – you feel it in your bones
(4) Quickly… you grab a cup of hot coffee and a bite  ☕ 🥪
(5) Watch a few motivational videos on YouTube 🎥
(6) You feel ready to conquer ⚔️ the “online-business-realm” so you start working 🕘
(7) Hours later… 🕑
(8) The past few weeks of obsession over a shiny-new-magic-course “pays off”
(9) Finally, you launch 🚀 your new funnel with an awesome-looking offer
(10) The morning motivational videos told you to celebrate 🎉 small successes, so you do
(11) As your stomach is already loudly growling for food 🥴 you order a “celebratory-meal” from your favorite Chinese restaurant.  🐉 🍜
(12) While enjoying some Suc Sum Tit and Too Can Choo… 🥡
(13) 🤩 With complete thrill, you keep refreshing the stats to see the sales and dough rolling in
(14) But all you get is zilch, nada, nothing. 😕
DAY 2
(15) Refreshed and ready for the new day ☀️
(16) The light-bulb 💡 goes ON over your head… “Life isn’t like Field Of Dreams ⚾, I need to share my offer!”
(17) You quickly grab your phone 📱 and as you lift it up it slips out of your hand 🙋
(18) And it bounce-slides through your desk knocking over your favorite coffee mug ☕
(19) Whoa! 😱 😱
(20) Luckily, no harm, no foul… 😌 You burst into awkward laughter 😅
(21) Carefully and slowly, you pick up the phone again 🤗
(22) You share 📲 your funnel with family, friends, and on social media
(23) A few views roll in, but NO sales… 😢 not even a pity-order from your mum 👩🦳
(24) The day’s gone… 💨
DAY 3
(25) 💡 You realize: without enough traffic it won’t work… so you spend the entire morning researching 🔍
(26) The sheer volume of information makes you feel completely overwhelmed 🤯
(27) Not surprisingly, you think… “This would take ages to learn!” 😵💫
(28) To get the ball rolling now, you decide to hire Hardik in India 👳♂️ to do your Facebook ads
(29) He says “YES” to everything and promises to launch 🚀 the first ads the next day
(30) You happily slurp into a new cup of coffee ☕
(31) Feeling excited again… The hustle and grind continues 😃
…
DAY 8
(32) After 5 days of radio silence 😶, Hardik 👳♂️ emails you
(33) Delayed but finally… Your first 3 Facebook ads are up and running 🏃🏾♂️
(34) Like a child on Christmas morning 🎁, filled with excitement 🤩, you check them out
(35) You feel shocked when you notice a typo in one of the ads (“duck” was spelled with an “i”) 😱 😅
(36) Anxiously 😟, you try to contact Hardik… but NO response
…
DAY 11
(37) Can’t reach Hardik for 3 days 😡
(38) At last, he fixes the ducky-ad 🦆
(39) Emergency has been diverted, you take a deep breath and feel a bit more relaxed (at least for now 🙄)
(40) You realize you haven’t even checked the results 📊 of the other 2 ads yet, so you do…
(41) 😱 “WHAAAAT?!” – the shocking first thought in your head when you see the stats
(42) Facebook has taken your hard-earned ad money 💸 for views, BUT barely anybody visited your offer in the funnel
(43) Feeling confused, you contact your Indian ad guy again… “What’s going on?” 🤔
(44) He explains… “This is how it works.”
(45) 👉 “… The fact is Facebook and most ad platforms charge for ad views, but there’s NO guarantee for clicks and website visitors.”
(46) Then he says… 💬 “Don’t worry! We’ll test a different ad.”
(47) All night, you can’t steal any sleep, anxiously just keep turning around and questioning your business choices 😳
DAY 12
(48) In a yawn-companied drowsiness 🥱, you accidentally spill coffee no. 4 all over your keyboard. ☕ ⌨️ 😱
(49) But it turns out it’s all under CTRL. 😜
(50) After a quick clean up, you take another sip of your hot coffee. ☕
(51) And you continue reading funny sugar ads from the 1960s. 😅
(52) You’re just too tired to even think about ads and business. 🥱
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DAY 15
(53) You feel refreshed and ready for the new week. 😃
(54) Until you realize Hardik has completely disappeared with your money… (What a “duckhead”, huh?) 🤬
(55) And your ads are still running and burning 🔥 money on ad views, but bring almost NO website visitors
(56) You freak out and start yelling F-bombs out loud 🤬
(57) Hardly, but you find a way to turn OFF all the ads ❌
(58) At least your money is not being wasted, BUT NO results either 😖
(59) Totally pissed off and angry 😤, you quit working for the rest of the day
DAY 16
(60) ☀️ New day, new ideas…
(61) “Maybe I should try YouTube, Google, or LinkedIn ads?” 🤔
(62) Along with those thoughts, FEAR pops its ugly head up… 👿
(63) “What if those won’t work either? 🤔 I don’t have money to WASTE on just ad views but NO website visitors!”
(64) You “successfully” talk yourself out of learning and trying any paid ads 😞
(65) In your desperation you even think about doing TikTok videos… 📱
(66) BUT… dressing up like a giant yellow chicken 🐤, and dancing with your cat 🐈 dressed in a fish costume 🐠, while singing the latest trending k-pop song… 🎤 is just NOT your world
(67) You decide to keep your dignity 😇
DAY 17
(68) You feel like every 1 step you take forward is followed by 2 steps back 😡
(69) But you grind harder than ever on your online business… and start living on 17 coffees a day 🤯
(70) You hate your boss… but you realize… you’re the boss 🙈
(71) NO traffic, NO sales 😰
(72) You run out of energy… NOT even a drop of coffee left 😖 🤧
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